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Is this the biggest waste of time you've ever saw or what?
First of all, Rule 34 is unavoidable. Period. Every character ever created in the past two decades or so have porn about them, and no one is spared. Hell, there's even DILBERT porn!
Second, if you're too prude to accept, or can't fathom the apparently well known fact that THERE'S PORN ON THE INTERNET, shut down your connection and resign your contract, because you don't deserve to be here.
For the longest time, my favourite cartoon from my childhood was Card Captor Sakura. It was a clever, funny, and emotional anime, and a surprisingly good take on the magical girl genre. The characters had complex relationship between them, but they had respect and love for the people around them. This was one of the most innocent series from my childhood.
And you know what? I'm sure there's porn of it. I'm sure there's a fan comic or a doujin out there of Sakura getting f*cked by Syaoran, raped by a tentacle clow card, or even licked by Cerberus.
Am I happy about that? Hell, no. But, and here's the tricky part, if it exists, it means that at least one person wants to see it, and fap to it, and who the f*ck am I to tell people what they can or can't rub their sausage to? Hell, even if people want to see their favourite female character raped by a pack of midgets with giant dicks, I have nothing to say against it.
Hell, when Endless City's going to become more popular, I'm sure their will have porn of it. Believe me. And, from what I've seen, their already is porn of Endless City. I hate that, but I have nothing to say against it.
Third, yes, I think porn of a fictional character is insulting, to an extent. It insults the character and its legacy, as well as reduces it to wanking material, which really isn't much. It mostly comes down to two scenario: In the worst cases, rape is involved, but in the best cases, if the character takes it and enjoys it, what's the problem?
Hate to break it you like that, but people have sexual intercourses, you know? It's kinda essential for the continuation of the specie.
Fourth and finally, the last game starring Samus Aran, Metroid: Other M, showed us the true vision one of its creators, Yoshio Sakamoto, had, ever since he co-created the series: That Samus isn't this strong female protagonist, who stands alone in the face of danger, who accomplishes her missions with courage and determination, and who can destroy monsters that are at least twenty times her size with ease, but that's she's in fact a little daddy's girl, with severe psychological issues, who constantly whines about her problems, and who shits her pants at the sight of a giant pterodactyl she killed at least five times in the past.
And you're telling me that, at this point, porn is the worst thing that can happen to her? When the first true feminist (I hate to use that word, but in this case it's true) figure of video game has been literally raped by its creator, when all the dignity she had has been taken away by some Japanese sexist weirdo, the only thing you can whine about is Metroid porn?
In this case, here's my advice:Change your priorities.
Deal with it.